WHATSAPP STATUS

“I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.”
“There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday.”
“There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you – I Love You.”
“Don’t tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!”
“Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.”
“Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you :)”
“Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status :P”
“Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.”
“typing….”
..whatsapp status..
“I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED :)”
“For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.”
“when i was BORN i was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year & a half.”
“You compliment someone for their mustaches, & suddenly she isn’t your friend anymore.”
“I just want to die young as late as possible.”
“If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angle to kiss mah ass!”

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