Funny Whatsapp Status

“I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.”
“A man asks his father in the shopping mall: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which Card can I use to impress?” Father replies: “Use Your ATM Card ”
“Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P”
“Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.”
“Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.”
“I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.”

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